December 1, 2005

  • why do they make low rise jeans for guys?  it's the most uncomfortable clothing ever.
    first it does not make a guy feel sexy like it does for girls.  who would want to see a guy's
    undies anyways.  but for girls, thong with low rise jeans that is sexy.  so again why
    do they make low rise jeans for guys?  i feel like my jeans is falling off when i start to walk,
    once in a while i would have to give it a yank to pull it back in place.  but it doesnt fall off
    it just seems so. 

    so i went in today for an estimated cost to repair the bumper.  the dude gave me two choice.
    400 for the whole bumper and 250 for half the bumper.  400 will make my car look like new.
    250 he will remove half the paint from the bumper and blend it in with the rest of the car paint.
    first i said whole bumper, then he asked where i park my car.  i said, in the streets sir.  he replies
    that i am better of with half the bumper.  so i guess that settles it,  so i made the appointment
    on monday. i be carless for 3 days.  how sad.  and shiiiet, that piece of plastic trim strip on my
    bumper cost 60 wooolongs.....

    you know when your life is getting pathetic when your dad comes up to you and tells you,

    "so which girl do you like, your not getting any younger".  man i felt so belittle that time, i just ate

    my dinner really fast and jetted out of the living room.  it's not that i am picky, no way am i
    picky.  i am just afraid of commitment, falling in love then turn sours.  i rather not love at all.


November 26, 2005

  • happy belated turkey day




    "errrrr... mr. ant, the anthole may be too small for you"

    lol, k put in your own caption !!!!  =) 


    i am addicted to Beard Papa Sweets Creme Puffs  anyone want to buy some for me? 
    i want the strawberry flavor please! i want it now!
      buy me a dozen!!!  thats like all i
    ate over thanksgiving and hot pot, eww hot pot i am so sick of it. 

    i feel lke having 3 creme puff (strawberry, green tea and e'clair) with rice pudding (coconut coma with burst toppings)
    and a nice hot cup of peppermint mochachino.  yum yum

November 22, 2005

  • bad luck saga continues ....

    i have encounter a hit and run, unfortunately i was the victim.  i was hit on the rear right bumper.

    the silver chrome that align the bumper cracked and i have gazillion deep scratches.  =(  now wth

    is going on?  is there a dark cloud following me everywhere!!!  this is so depressing.  i dont

    feel like doing anything but stay home all weekend.  and let this bad luck pass away.  my heart is so
    broken, my poor baby is all brusied!!!!  arrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



    hey everyone tomorrow is the new friday anyone want to see RENT?

November 19, 2005

  • people stay away from me bad luck is contagious!!!!

    this whole week nothing is going good for me =( 

    first .. i got a used stapler instead of a new one, i lost my 100 dollar flashlight

    i got a funny haircut, a friend couldnt make it for harry potter friday, then

    another firiend couldnt make it on saturday.  woke up and see my car is

    all cover with pigeon poop.  one of the account i handle at work bank balance

    fell under half a million, boss laugh then he got frustrated then he got mad at me.

    my computer got a virus, made me spend 200 bucks to get an external

    harddrive so i can back up my stuff before formatting the drive.

    what to do when everything seems to go wrong!!!!  =( 


    THE RODEO POSITION

    Two guys are talking over a beer, discussing various sex positions.



    The first guy says his favorite position is "The Rodeo."



    The other guy asks what the position is and how to do it. The first guy says, "You tell your

    wife to get on the bed on all fours and then do it doggy style. Once things start to get under

    way and she's really enjoying it, lean forward and whisper in her ear,

    "Your sister likes this position, too..."



    "Then try to hang on for 8 seconds."

November 17, 2005

  • i am a complete idiot.  why?  i tell you why, many years ago

    when i was into heavy metal, yes headbanger me, brought an

    electric guitar and laugh at those kids who air guitar.  but i guess

    they had their last laugh cause i dont even know how to

    play a guitar.  so that was a waste of money.  last year i brought

    a self teaching yamaha guitar with lighted fret boards and that

    was a waste of money.  and today i ordered an acustic guitar with

    cdrom guitar lessons and dvd lessons costing me another 300 bucks

    now tell me guys am i an idiot or what.  well hopefully the love of

    learnign to play a guitar will stick to me like glue, and a hobby that

    will last longer then my addiction to World of Warcraft, maybe this

    will tear me apart from my game.  but yeah right!!!!

    but man o man o man, i am so excited hee hee, me a guitarist???  WOOhoooo


    damn harry potter been push to saturday!  sucks
    anyone want to go on saturday? in queens?

    and thanks maggie for the songs and videos!!!

    what if we have a cure for aids and cancer, but the only people
    that have connection and can afford it is the rich and famous?  

    The man who may hold the key to a cure for Aids was urged by doctors
    last night to come


    forward for the sake of millions of virus carriers
    worldwide. The case of Andrew Stimpson,


    25, who was diagnosed as
    HIV-positive in 2002 but found to be clear of the virus in 2003,


    has
    stunned the medical world. If doctors can establish why this happened,
    without treatment,


    it could benefit the 34.9 million virus carriers
    worldwide. But Chelsea and Westminster


    Healthcare NHS Trust, which
    carried out the initial diagnosis tests, said Mr Stimpson has so


    far
    declined to undergo further tests with it.

    http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/story.jsp?story=669374

November 16, 2005

  • i am so mad at timmy people!!!

    timmy has a nice stapler for several months and so i order the same one
    as his last week.  and when i went to lunch i guess the order came in. 
    when i came back i found the box open in my trash and the stapler on
    my desk.  and guess what!!! the stapler was used, it was scratch up and
    has oil stains on it, you can tell cause of the paint.  and when i went to
    timmy desk, his stapler was brand new.  so i confronted him, he denies it
    and try to blame it on natalie (she orders the stuff).  now guys dotn you think
    timmy is being an big ASSSS!!  i know he is lyign cause he has this big "i got
    caught smile on his fucking face".  but what can i do, if he wont admit to it.
    not going to make a big scene. 

    but anyways since his birthday is coming up, that new stapler he stole from me
    is going to be his birthday present and no 50 dollar gift card for you, which i am
    gonna keep for myself now.  god damn it i love it when i am so evil!!!

    EVERYONE HIDE YOUR STAPLERS, TIMMY IS A STAPLER STEALER

    AND WHO KNOWS WHAT HE STEALS AND GIVE YOU HIS USED ITEMS!!


    timmy said he doesnt know anything about it, well anyways, i am still mad at someone

    who, i dont know who ...  someone must had did it.  cause usally when i get my stuff

    its in a sealed box, someone must had open it and switch it with timmy's ... hmmm

    someone is lying and denying .. but who?????

     

  • i want guang liang songs and videos!! anyone have? email it to me please to
    mossioboy@nyc.rr.com or tommy.chong@safavieh.com or buy the cd for me
    in ctown and i pay you back!!! ... i will own you a favor.

    and oh yeah that chinese enrique sound alike song that supacb said it was wong kit
    its not wong kit.  so hah!!!  thats two wrongs already for someone who thinks he always
    right!!!  lol

    anyone want to see Harry Potter this friday in Queens?

November 15, 2005

  • i am so mad at this phillyauctiondrop ebayer dude.

    that low down dirty scum, i want to kick his balls

    drag his hair and spin him around and throw him

    into space.  but anyways i bid on HID headlights

    for my car, it was mad cheap, 700 bucks for both

    sides and only 20 sec remaining and i had the highest

    bid.  so i keep on refreshing the page just in case

    i get outbid.  but fuck, on the very last second he bid

    on it and when i try to outbid him the auction was over!

    FUCK EBAY, FUCK PHILLYAUCTIONdrop!


    arrrrrghhh!!!! roooooawwwwwwwrr

November 14, 2005

  • omg, you guys are too funny (last entry comments) ... lol

    beb3apple - no i do not owe u dinner, but you still own me lunch and i didnt ditch you!!! =O

    missyNnyc - i wish i had a girlfriend  =)

    supacb - yeah its a girl, a coworker of mines  =/

    msmagmag - no love at all!!!  =

    candiesxoxox - no lover's quarrel  >=O

    ahsnow411 - lol i didnt stood anyone up.  =H
    babydevils - no not my gf!!!  D=<




    christmas is coming, any 50 of my friends want to chip in and preorder one for me?
    it will make me very very happy or just one rich friend can get me one  =)  ...

    oh damn dont think i have 50 friends... jeeeez that bites.  =( 



November 12, 2005

  • please dont argue with
    me.  i got so frustrated this morning.  first i went to pick
    you up and you
    were late, then i told you i was tired/sleepy and you have to start arguing with me that you were
    more tired/sleepy
    because you got drunk last night and blahs.  does it matter who is
    more
    tired.  cant you just say "i am tired too", then to argue about it.  its so pointless.