nobody watch 24?  got no commetns from you fools....

why is that i put something short and dumb i get good amount of comments
and when its long, i get bleeeh bleeh comments. 

=?

Jack Bauer was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they gave up the location of the egg.

One bank did a commercial with Jack Bauer in front of a vault. They haven't been robbed since.

Jack Bauer's family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.

Jack Bauer beats Koreans in Starcraft.

Jack Bauer shaves with a chainsaw.

It would take the entire teams of CSI Vegas, Miami and NY to process a
murder scene where Jack Bauer was responsible for the body count.

Arnold Schwarzenegger does Jack Bauer impressions at parties.

Sudoku puzzles solve themselves when they see Jack Bauer coming.

When Jack Bauer does push-ups he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down.

After having sex with your wife, apologize for not being Jack Bauer.

Jack Bauer caught all the Pokemon.

Guys wearing a t-shirt "I'm with stupid" suddenly realize that the hand
is showing upwards when they're standing next to Jack Bauer.

The reason there is a 50% divorce rate in the United States is because Jack Bauer is still single.

If Fox ever made a "24" movie, Jack Bauer would take down the entire
Russian mafia, liberate Cuba, and kill Osama Bin Laden in his spare
time. That would be BEFORE the intermission.

In the last episode of fear factor, the final challenge involved a one
on one stare down with Jack bauer.. Joe Rogan is still missing.

It is a known fact that when Time magazine awards "The Man of Year*",
there is fine print on the bottom of the cover that says, " *besides
Jack Bauer."

Black people shut up when Jack Bauer walks into the movie theater.

Jack Bauer won a date with Tad Hamilton, and within 2 minutes of being tortured by Jack Bauer, he admitted he was gay.

G.I. Joe has Jack Bauer action figures.

If you're holding a gun to Jack Bauer's head, don't count to three
before you shoot. Count to 10. That way, you get to live 7 seconds
longer.

The Black Eyed Peas were just The Peas until Jack Bauer heard their music.

When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.

When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.

if only ...

i had a dream  ......

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would anyone believe that i am actually
going to washington d.c. to see cherry blossoms

yeah going on april 7 -9  with 10 people. 

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i am addicted to youtube.com!

i'm the juggernaut, bitch!!

dear god,

i am sick.

ps- save me

love,

moss

i need a good vacation, anyone want to go away with me.
so far all my vacation buddies are not single anymore
and i dont feel like being the third wheel, fifth wheel, 7th wheel
and so on ....  heh!

http://wwws.warnerbros.co.jp/promisemovie/

this movie is so damn entertaining, it blows my mind off reality and sucks me into fantasy world.
i dont want to ruin the story for those who hasnt watch it yet.  but i do have one thing to say about
the movie, WHY why why wHY .. is the general feeling cecelia cheung boobs and humping her!!!  arrggh
breaks my heart..  =(  lol

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HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!

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the bad thing about going to work voluntarily on saturday is that i have no one

to chit chat in the morning  =(  look below for some away messages i got.

9:39:06 AM): Out snooping around.

(9:41:19 AM): *out*

(9:41:28 AM): dreaming
of.....

(9:41:33 AM): at
work suffering =(

(9:43:49 AM): In Wonderland.

(9:43:53 AM): 

FRIDAY I saw you looking my way.

I know you've been wanting me.

(9:44:07 AM): 
is online but may be away from AOL right now.

(9:44:24 AM): ZZZzzzzzzzz....

if you can guess 5 out of 8 to whom these away messages belongs to

you can "win a date with tad hamilton"  lol  =)

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