September 20, 2006

  • This was written
    by a guy… it’s pretty damn smart.

     One evening
    last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

    Well, the passion
    starts to heat up, and she eventually says, “I don’t
    feel like it, I just
    want you to hold me.”

    I said, “WHAT??!! What was that?!”

    So she
    says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads
    to
    hear…

    “You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a
    woman enough for
    me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.”

    She
    responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for
    who I am
    and not what I do for you in the bedroom?”

    Realizing that nothing was
    going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

     The very next
    day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
    her. We went out
    to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
    unnamed department
    store. I walked around with her while she tried on
    several different very
    expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one
    to take, so I told her we’d
    just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
    compliment her new clothes, so I
    said, “Let’s get a pair for each
    outfit.”

    We went on to the jewelry
    department where she picked out a pair of
    diamond earrings. Let me tell
    you… she was so excited. She must have
    thought I was one wave short of a
    shipwreck. I started to think she was
    testing me because she asked for a
    tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even
    know how to play tennis.

    I think
    I threw her for a loop when I said, “That’s fine, honey.” She
    was almost
    nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
    Smiling with excited
    anticipation, she finally said, “I think this is
    all
    dear, let’s go to the
    cashier.”

    I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No honey, I
    don’t
    feel like it.”

    Her face just went completely blank as her jaw
    dropped with a baffled,
    “WHAT?”

    I then said, “Honey! I just want you
    to HOLD this stuff for a while..
    You’re just not in touch with my financial
    needs as a man enough for me
    to satisfy your shopping needs as a
    woman.”

    And just when she had this look as she was going to kill me, I
    added,
    “Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I
    buy
    you?”

    Apparently, I’m not having sex
    tonight either…but at least that bitch
    knows I’m smarter than her.

September 5, 2006

  • uspoen

    went to see us open last night  … =) 
    serena william lost to amelie mauresmo .. damn it!

    got some nice freebies at usopen too  =) 



August 30, 2006

August 26, 2006

  • why is it that when i post something horrendous long, i get no comments and eprops?

    but when i post something like, a one liner, i get more eprops?



    so anyways, here’s my one liner!



    YOU GUYS SUCKS!.



    =)


August 16, 2006

  • im july …  =) 

    Jan
    Pretty/handsome.
    Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to
    recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and
    you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your
    personality.
    Feb
    Abstract
    thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing
    personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and
    humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious
    when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt.  Gets
    angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves
    making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious.
    Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on
    the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous.  Spendthrift. Tries to
    learn to show emotions.  Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone new
    and realize that you are a perfect match.
    Mar
    Attractive
    personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive.  Naturally honest,
    generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great
    kisser. Easily angered.  Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness.  Hardly
    shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.  If
    you repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your new love in 8 days.

    Apr
    Suave and
    compromising. Funny and humorous.  Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind
    and sympathetic.  Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others.
     Very confidant. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory.
    Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone
    up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding.
    Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl
    crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic. Hot but has
    brains. If you repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that’s caught your eye will
    introduce themselves and you will realize that you are very much alike in the
    next 2 days.
    May
    Stubborn and
    hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily
    angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful
    physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards
    opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong
    clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good
    imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves
    traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children.
     Hardworking. High-spirited. If you repost this in the next 5 minutes, you will
    become close to someone you do not speak too much in the next 4
    days.
    Jun
    You’ve got
    the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make
    new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an
    a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you
    have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one
    day become a famous actor/actress yourself – heck, you’ve got the looks for
    it!!! IN the next 6 days you will meet someone that may possibly become one of
    your closest friends, if you repost this in 5  minutes.

    Jul
    Fun to be
    with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited
    or tensed.  Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest.
    Concerned about people’s feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable.  Emotional
    temperamental and unpredictable.  Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly.
    spazzy at times.  Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets.  dislikes
    nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally.
    Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others
    equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through
    observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone.
    Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks
    for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but
    takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will
    boost someway in the next 12 days
    Aug
     Outgoing
    personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. No self-control. Kind hearted.
    Self-confident. Loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. Easy to get along with and
    talk to. Has an “every thing’s peachy” attitude. Likes talking and singing.
    Loves music. Daydreamer.  Easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG
    imagination. Loves to be loved. Hates studying. in need of “that someone”.
     Longs for freedom. Rebellious when withheld or restricted. Lives by “no pain no
    gain” caring.  Always a suspect. Playful. Mysterious.  ”charming” or “beautiful”
    to everyone. stubborn. curious. Independent.  Strong willed. A fighter. Repost
    in 5 mins and you will meet the love of your life sometime next
    month.
    Sept
     Active and
    dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to
    oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and
    solves people’s problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring.
    Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love.
    Emotional.  Stubborn.  Hasty.  Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and
    others. Loves to travel and explore.  Sometimes sexy in a way that only their
    lover can understand.  If you do not repost this in the next 5 mins, someone
    very close to you will become mad at you in the next 8 days.

    Oct
    Loves to
    chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and
    physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends
    importantly.  Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but
    recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions.
    Unpredictable.  Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them
    all. repost this in 5 mins or you will not meet the love of your life for 10
    years.
    Nov
    Trustworthy
    and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times.  Knows how to have fun.
    Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and
    independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and
    temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group.
    Fearless and independent.  Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd.
    Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you
    ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because
    their one of a kind. Repost in 5 mins & you will excel in a major event
    coming up sometime this month.
    Dec
    This
    straight-up means you are the most good-looking person possible… Better than
    all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in
    everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious.
     Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to
    understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced
    by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active
    mind. Hesitating tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best.
     Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has
    that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer.  Friendly. Knows how
    to make friends. Abiding.  Able to show character. One guy/girl kind of person.
    Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves music. Pretty/handsome.
    Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to
    recover when hurt.  Sensitive. [A hot new guy/girl will catch your eye & you
    will catch theirs too in the next 6 days, if you repost in 5min
     

     

August 9, 2006



  • i had a weird dream last night. 



    i dreamt that i was sleeping
    on my bed fast asleep, then all of a sudden a pair of arms spawn on the
    mattress trying to pull me in.

    i started to struggle and held
    onto the bedpost.  noticing that it was useless to pull me in
    cause i was grabbing on the bedpost like

    no tomorrow, it started to
    tickle me.  like WTF!!!  i giggle and  let go and got
    suck into my matress, into abyss and that was

    when i woke up. 



    what the hell those this dream means ???  any dream analyse here?  lol

August 6, 2006

July 16, 2006

  • team america …

    Were dicks, were reckless arrogant stupid dicks, F.A.G. are  pussies and kim jong il is an asshole.
    Pussy don’t like dicks, because pussy get fuck by dicks, but
    dicks also fuck asshole, asshole whose want to shit on everything.  
    Pussy may think they can deal with asshole
    their way but only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick with some balls,
    the problem with a dick is sometimes they fuck too much and fuck
    when isn’t appropriate, and it takes a pussy to show them that
    but sometimes
    pussy get so full of shit they become asshole themselves cause pussy only half
    a inch away from asshole,
    I don’t know much about this crazy world, but I do
    know if you don’t let us fuck this asshole
    we going have our dick and pussy all
    cover full of shit.

July 8, 2006

  •  saw pirates of carribean last night…



    JACK SPARROW wins you again, the movie was AWESOME.

    but for those ill-temper people you might be a bit disappointed at the end, like me.

    wasnt expecting the ending to be so ummmm ….  freak gotta wait a few years now.

    arrrrh arrrh   ARRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.  sigh.



    but the last scene with JACK was incredible.  its like that picture is stuck on my head now.

    totally cool.   and is it me or Elizabeth (keiri knightly sp??) got so much hotter.  cant say much

    about orlando bloom though, from part 1 his character was boring to start out with. they

    should just kill him off.   dont like the fact that they try to make him cool.  he is not cool!  ever

    since he did TROY, he is never cool anymore.  heh. 



    anyways, to end it all ..  THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE I SEEN FOR QUITE A LONG TIME.


    “you seem somewhat familiar, have i threatened you before?”  gotta love jack quotes.

    holy shiettt  … READ THIS 

    Chow Yun-Fat will play Sao Feng, an Asian pirate who figures as a major antagonist in the film, as he takes over the Black Pearl[citation needed].
    for pirates part 3….


June 28, 2006