Jack Bauer was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they gave up the location of the egg.
One bank did a commercial with Jack Bauer in front of a vault. They haven't been robbed since.
Jack Bauer's family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.
Jack Bauer beats Koreans in Starcraft.
Jack Bauer shaves with a chainsaw.
It would take the entire teams of CSI Vegas, Miami and NY to process a
murder scene where Jack Bauer was responsible for the body count.
Arnold Schwarzenegger does Jack Bauer impressions at parties.
Sudoku puzzles solve themselves when they see Jack Bauer coming.
When Jack Bauer does push-ups he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down.
After having sex with your wife, apologize for not being Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer caught all the Pokemon.
Guys wearing a t-shirt "I'm with stupid" suddenly realize that the hand
is showing upwards when they're standing next to Jack Bauer.
The reason there is a 50% divorce rate in the United States is because Jack Bauer is still single.
If Fox ever made a "24" movie, Jack Bauer would take down the entire
Russian mafia, liberate Cuba, and kill Osama Bin Laden in his spare
time. That would be BEFORE the intermission.
In the last episode of fear factor, the final challenge involved a one
on one stare down with Jack bauer.. Joe Rogan is still missing.
It is a known fact that when Time magazine awards "The Man of Year*",
there is fine print on the bottom of the cover that says, " *besides
Jack Bauer."
Black people shut up when Jack Bauer walks into the movie theater.
Jack Bauer won a date with Tad Hamilton, and within 2 minutes of being tortured by Jack Bauer, he admitted he was gay.
G.I. Joe has Jack Bauer action figures.
If you're holding a gun to Jack Bauer's head, don't count to three
before you shoot. Count to 10. That way, you get to live 7 seconds
longer.
The Black Eyed Peas were just The Peas until Jack Bauer heard their music.
When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.
When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.
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oooo u kno which one i like?
Jesus came back to life after 3 days. Jack Bauer died twice and came back to life in the course of three hours. LOL
update.. hahaha
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