December 1, 2005

• why do they make low rise jeans for guys?  it's the most uncomfortable clothing ever.
  first it does not make a guy feel sexy like it does for girls.  who would want to see a guy's
  undies anyways.  but for girls, thong with low rise jeans that is sexy.  so again why
  do they make low rise jeans for guys?  i feel like my jeans is falling off when i start to walk,
  once in a while i would have to give it a yank to pull it back in place.  but it doesnt fall off
  it just seems so. 

  so i went in today for an estimated cost to repair the bumper.  the dude gave me two choice.
  400 for the whole bumper and 250 for half the bumper.  400 will make my car look like new.
  250 he will remove half the paint from the bumper and blend it in with the rest of the car paint.
  first i said whole bumper, then he asked where i park my car.  i said, in the streets sir.  he replies
  that i am better of with half the bumper.  so i guess that settles it,  so i made the appointment
  on monday. i be carless for 3 days.  how sad.  and shiiiet, that piece of plastic trim strip on my
  bumper cost 60 wooolongs.....

  you know when your life is getting pathetic when your dad comes up to you and tells you,
  
  "so which girl do you like, your not getting any younger".  man i felt so belittle that time, i just ate
  
  my dinner really fast and jetted out of the living room.  it's not that i am picky, no way am i
  picky.  i am just afraid of commitment, falling in love then turn sours.  i rather not love at all.

  
  

  • 12:53 pm
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