November 19, 2005

• people stay away from me bad luck is contagious!!!!

  this whole week nothing is going good for me =( 
  
  first .. i got a used stapler instead of a new one, i lost my 100 dollar flashlight
  
  i got a funny haircut, a friend couldnt make it for harry potter friday, then
  
  another firiend couldnt make it on saturday.  woke up and see my car is
  
  all cover with pigeon poop.  one of the account i handle at work bank balance
  
  fell under half a million, boss laugh then he got frustrated then he got mad at me.
  
  my computer got a virus, made me spend 200 bucks to get an external
  
  harddrive so i can back up my stuff before formatting the drive.

  what to do when everything seems to go wrong!!!!  =( 
  
  

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  THE RODEO POSITION

  Two guys are talking over a beer, discussing various sex positions.
  
  
  
  The first guy says his favorite position is "The Rodeo."
  
  
  
  The other guy asks what the position is and how to do it. The first guy says, "You tell your
  
  wife to get on the bed on all fours and then do it doggy style. Once things start to get under
  
  way and she's really enjoying it, lean forward and whisper in her ear,
  
  "Your sister likes this position, too..."
  
  
  
  "Then try to hang on for 8 seconds."

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