July 19, 2005


  • damn, i wouldn't believe my mom wanted a free rice
    cooker from COMMERCE BANK down at bowery & canal.  so she
    called me at work and asked me to go with her.  she said, she will
    be there at 5pm.  i told her, mom i wouldnt get to ctown around 6
    to 630.  she said, i''ll be ok, i wait for you in the line. 
    i was like wtf?  what line?  so i agree to go.  and it
    was true, the line was long and my mom was still waiting outside in a
    line to get in.  like OMFG.  this is so pathetic. 
    chinese people are so pathetic, all for a free cheap rice cooker. 
    why cant you all go open an account with citibank for a free mini
    ipod.  it is so much better.  but yeah you need a minimun
    deposit of 2000 for the ipod.  so i guess the rice cooker is a
    better bet.  anyways, so i was waiting in line feeling kinda
    embarass, praying no one will come by to see me and laugh at me. 
    but HELL NO, damn you SAMMI, HONGJAI and her friend (alice i think),
    thank you for pointing and laughing at me.  finally my mom got a
    free rice cooker.  it was nice to see her happy face.  but i
    wouldnt do it again, EVER!




    have you ever wish you can swim and talk to the fish, and wonder what it's like to be a shark for one day?


Comments (6)

  • have you ever wonder why you conjure such bizarre thoughts?

    and what's wrong with getting a rice cooker? you act as if you don't eat rice at home China Man!

  • Hahaha, so that's the line! I saw a line outside over the weekend. Darn, I should've came by and pointed and laugh at Tommy 

  • ahhaha I saw the line too!!!

  • hahah..zomggggggg..when sammi told me..i was laughing so hard..hehe

  • ROFL...ah hahhahah how sweet of u to be with your momz...but dam that is so embarrassing...did she make you carry the rice cooker?  i'm telling you man if it's a blender i'm going on the line lol

  • lol but hey it was a nice rice coooker, it was Black&Decker!
    and you made your mom's day, you good boy!!

    and the question about the fish.. you need to read The Old Man and the Sea by Ernest Hemingway!

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