September 7, 2004





  • moooolah shuuuuuala sooooka fuuuuuuuuuukyoouuu i cast this curse on you
    "the one who rip out and stole my fog lights in the middle of the night" ....



    • on the first day you will stumble on a crack and fall on your head
    • on the second day you will lose your wallet
    • on the third day you will have a deep paper cut
    • on the fourth day you will grow bald
    • on the fifth day the love of your life will tell you she/he is cheating on you with your dad/mom
    • on the sixth day you found out you are gay and highly attracted to people that is 80 years and older
    • on the seventh day you will fall face down on a pile of hot steamy dog dung and after you tasted it you will find it delicious
    • on the eighth day you will find out you have no friends cause of your weird behavior lately
    • on the ninth day you will have a dream about the fog lights you stolen and realize the curse cast on you
    • on the tenth day you will beg me for mercy and forgiveness and maybe i think about lifting the curse on you





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